U may think I am a human but in actuality I am a tipsy fox
God damnit Tumblr…
Idk if u guys do this but in my daily life i think of morbid and fucked up ways of how i couldve gotten hurt or killed by freak accident when doing a normal activity.
Ever get those little tabs of skin next to your nails where if you pull them it hurts like a bitch? I always think that if I try and rip it off quickly enough the skin over my entire hand will rip off.